GoJoe

Got to get tuff Go Joe. Man is that a phrase my past. Along with that is "And knowing is half the battle"

The basketball game was worthless yesterday. I thought I was kidding when I said we had some march madness hopefuls right in our own building but I guess they could have competed. The game served its purpose though, friends. We got to play with the cheungs and kai looks like a super star with his new buzz cut. Its so fun to watch dylan interact with other kids (gulp) did I say that. Just weird to think that she is a kid and that she plays with other kids. I love her.

She was so cute this morning. Doing a little huckabuck and singing in the crib. Hopefully she gives grandpa a run for his money :)

Todays chads birthday. Thats only important to note in the blog because that means mines coming soon. ewwww. TWENTY NINE. happy birthday chad.

You,Me $6.36 what a great morning

fuckaccia - Its so you can swear and pretend your talking bread

arndog

sports

what a great thing to bring people together. Today the dawgs play louisville(unsure of mascot). March Madness is pretty exciting. Hopefully the friends will come over and we can enjoy some b-ball and some good food.

Again with the groove. To busy today to blog. Is blog a verb as well as a noun. Can't tell.

We chose to pollute the environment this morning by driving two cars. Today that is good because D gets to be home with d sooner. to the club with my homies. d had a big poop this morning. I was trying to see if she would stay down a little longer but she reached her arms up to get out. So cute I had to scoop her up.

Wonderful spring day again today. I hope it holds up for chocy milk and maple bars on saturday.

Time for a delicious Cup O Noodle. Wait no its not its only 11:00. Its amazing how somedays when your super busy fly by and others crawl.

fuckipidy - like serendipidy but different :)

Awwwhhhh Hungry

arndog

springtime

chocolate milk,maple bars,willys, crotchrockets. That was my spring time. This is dylans 1st spring, can't wait.

Can't seem to find my groove for this blog as its now almost lunch time. I just got my haircut. Haircuts aren't what they used to be. I love old barbershops where there are old men only. Its pure that way. If you go to a salon as a guy its gay. Not that thats bad but its not right. Where do boys learn bad jokes. Where do boys learn how to sit and say nothing but communicate everything in an hour. Who do we talk to and enjoy sports with. I guess the last one is a stretch because in theory thats what the bars are for. Most importanly the best part about barbershops is the price. I just paid 15 bucks for my haircut. I always give a 5 buck tip so 20 bucks. What happened to reds(my first haircut) or neva bobs. The only thing mines got going for it is its convenient.

for today f-word all I have to say is 2 tears in da bucket

Fuckit - self explanatory

ah spring time ... get out there and fall in love or for me be in love

arndog

lollygag

Im a big lollygagger in the morning. I get up at about 5:20 in the morning and I don't leave until 7:00. I think its partially because I don't want to go to work, especially if the girls are up with me. I mean why leave two beautiful smiling faces for crappy boring work. To top it off this morning is gorgeous.

Don't ask me why but blister in the sun is a feel good song for me. I understand the meaning of the song but I don' t get the blister in the sun portion well maybe I do. There is some dude wandering around the parking lot with a tape measure. I wonder if he would be interested in switching me jobs.

Man Fur. Carry-All. Its European. Genius. Brilliant if your into guiness. Seinfeld this morning was on the top of my list. I forgot about how they all tied together. This one also had the wallet which just makes me laugh about Mr. Kellas because his wallet is literally the same as Georges.

fuckomenon - Like a huge cluster fuck or a great cluster fuck

Big hands you know your the one.

arndog

Whitesnake

Ever sing whitesnake to yourself. I do, On mondays I like to sing it because it feels right. "here I go again on my own". Then I think back to the video and remember that today won't end with some blonde on a car. However it ends its much better to start the day with a little whitesnake then anything else in this office unless I get a little eminem on Launch.

I think that rushed is the exact opposite of waiting with respect to perception of time. This morning I felt rushed because I couldn't find a few things ... then I realized that a wopping 10 extra minutes went by. Lets pretend for a second that I was rushed the entire way. The mayvalley junction would have felt like an hour. I would have sped along coal creek to 405 and for the sake of easy math lets say that I was able to go 70 the entire way from factoria to work. Lets also pretend that my usual speed is 50. That means in a rush I save a whole 1.6 minutes. I enjoyed my coffee this morning.

Weekends are great. This weekend was great. It was a good weekend with family.

I actually felt sort of rested this morning because D and I went to bed early ... much better waking up rested then not.

I got the coolest nerd gift of all time. A halo2 sweatshirt. I think its my new favorite piece of clothing.

Today is Dylans 9 month checkup. Shes actually older then 9 months but we just need to have her tortured at different periods with a different number of shots. As she become more aware of whats going on I think it will be harder. Not to compare her to a dog but sort of like taking a dog to the vet ... they somehow know its not going to be fun

"Here I go again on my own"

I have to refrain from doing the air guitar after that line.

fuckly - to fuck quickly

arndog

motivation

My problem with fridays is that by this point Ive realized that what im doing doesn't matter, nor will it ever matter and it most certainly won't matter in a 100 years and more importantly won't matter to my daughter. So the only reason for being here is to provide for my family, which is a good reason. Back to the motivation, Ive busted my ass for last 4 days and fridays are supposed to be casual, last day of the week, easy, blah blah blah and what it really comes down to is on fridays I just don't have the motivation. Don't get me wrong the morning is great, showered with my beautiful wife, had some coffee, got to sing to dyl-emma, commuted ... but now Im here. It really just is the 3/4 motivation thing happening week after week. Has anybody ever said "I think you've got a case of the fridays"

Yesterday was st. patricks day, but also it was xbox day thursdays, or tnf. We had some good games, ate some girl scout cookies, ok not some but a lot, and had a couple of beers. I mean we had some beers so we drank'em. Im curious to see how my jewish princess was this morning, I heard something about a car bomb.

Fuckling - short for the ugly duckling

Ahhhh fridays ..... "Looks like somebody has a case of the fridays"

commuting

I chose socks today which turned out to be the right choice. little dea is beautiful and I love how she just sits in her crib as she wakes up.

For those die hard irishmen or wannabees, whatever, Getyer green on. Ill think about any and all of you as my eyes bleed staring at this screen, questioning my sock choice, while your out tieing one on. Also be sure to check out the UW game today.

commuting is good if not for the communication factor then for the environment and the pocket book. Gas is at 2.20 around my place. I heard deisel is 2.75 in places. And if you've seen my ass lately you might suggest I walk instead of drive.

There is a 1 in a million chance I can get my work done today and enjoy some good company, a green beer, and a good game.

Tonight is xbox night which means its nerd time, so for all my fellow nerds out there see at the designated bat time on the designated bat channel.

fuckles - kind of like chuckles but refering to a jackass

Im saying there is a chance

arndog

BlogWagon

I thought Id hop on this little blogwagon thing. Seems all the kids are into it these days.

My piece of advice for the day is don't keep you gun in your sock drawer. Not only is it a piece of advice but more of a theme for this blog wickie and blogs to come, Is blog plural or does it describe the entire thing. The reason for the advice being a theme is because I will attempt to throw something down in the blog everyday about this time, which means by this time I have already made this decision of whether or not to shoot myself in the foot or put socks on. Some days it would hurt less to shoot yourself in the foot.

Slightly long story but Id like to thank Kevin Cheung for introducing me to Ali G. I listen to lick the producer in the mornings now and everytime Steve wins they play a clip. BOOYAKASHA and I almost spit my coffee out each time.

My favorite word is FUCK a couple of my favorite uses of the f-word are

fuckydoodle - something attempting to have sex with something else
fuckled - something messed up

I owe the first one to my mother and the second to Jim Barrett.

Giddy up kids time for an exciting day of expense reports and OAG work. I like to think of myself as a multi-threaded processor where during the day my primary thought process is of my family, my secondary is anything related to cars (today its how to get the Jeep body square with the frame), and then lastly work. I think some people confuse this with ADD. Wanna ride bikes?

Any comments on grammar in this baby and Im done.

arndog